ROBE RAGE: District Judge Joan Davenport performed community service for assaulting another Judge in District Courthouse office

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Order in the court, the Judge is eating beans, or perhaps, is simply off her meds. WJLA reports that Judge Joan Davenport has been arrested on a charge of assault on Judge Sharon Goodie.

Queen Anne’s & Cecil Crime-Town / Plea Dealing in Cecil County Spoiled Drunk; Sheriff reports suspect pulled Deputy into Jacuzzi

GRASONVILLE, MD. — When an officer responds to a hotel for a report of a drunk who refuses to leave the pool or Jacuzzi at closing time, the drunk might have a different idea of what is going to take place. With the criminal record of the drunk, made very easy by the ‘law and order’ prosecutor in Cecil County, it may explain the low esteem for which he holds law and order.

DWI Hit Parade: Not-jolly Holly tried tears and vomit and then used her fists and hooves in all-star performance of a DUI Momma with kid in her wrecked car

Not a good combination. Boozey, woozy, vomity and snarling and gnarling. A perfect recipe for the jail was a sealed deal when not-jolly Holly began to kick and hit the deputy and then got in a few whacks at another deputy who arrived to help with the alleged wild woman of Borneo.