DWI Hit Parade: Not-jolly Holly tried tears and vomit and then used her fists and hooves in all-star performance of a DUI Momma with kid in her wrecked car

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  • Not a good combination. Boozey, woozy, vomity and snarling and gnarling. A perfect recipe for the jail was a sealed deal when not-jolly Holly began to kick and hit the deputy and then got in a few whacks at another deputy who arrived to help with the alleged wild woman of Borneo.

Not so jolly Holly DUI in Wicomico Co Md with kid in her car

Not-jolly Holly tried tears and vomit and then used her fists and hooves in all-star performance of a DUI Momma with kid in her wrecked car

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DELMAR, MD. – This story has it all!  Vomit from mommy sitting on the side of the road after wrecking her car while driving drunk with her kids in her car for starters. On top of that she started crying when she saw the cop arrive, as females know how stupid guys are over women crying. Let’s see how that worked for her.

Wicomico Sheriff Mike Lewis reports that on Nov. 28, 2015, at 7:08 PM a deputy responded to a reported motor vehicle collision in the 32000 block of Downing Road in Delmar, Md. Upon arrival, the deputy located a vehicle in a ditch and the reported driver, Holly Marie Mills, 43, of Delmar, Md., sitting next to the vehicle crying. As the deputy approached Mills, she began to vomit. The deputy detected a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emanating from both Mills and her vomit. The deputy also discovered that Mills had her 7-year-old son in the vehicle with her.

The deputy observed that Mills was unable to walk without assistance and had become both argumentative and uncooperative.
Not a good combination.  Boozey, woozy, vomity and snarling and gnarling. A perfect recipe for the jail was a sealed deal when not-jolly Holly began to kick and hit the deputy and then got in a few whacks at another deputy who arrived to help with the alleged wild woman of Borneo.

DWI Hit Parade dating servicePolice phrased it this way: “Mills attempted to assault the investigating deputy and managed to strike a second deputy who had arrived to assist.”

Not-jolly Holly wasn’t through showing her derriere. Police say that on the way to the booking process and then to jail; Mills attempted to assault the deputy while he was driving the patrol vehicle and repeatedly hit her head against the passenger side window in what appeared to be an attempt to break it out.

Sheriff Lewis might have been running out of Deputies with this one-woman riot.

A different deputy arrived with a vehicle equipped with a transport cage for the ride back to the Sheriff’s Office, during which Mills, the alleged tigress, attempted to kick that deputy through the partition.

At the Sheriff’s Office, Mills refused to take any additional tests (including a breath test), refused to sign any related paperwork and continually beat on the door of the holding cell.

The deputy transported Mills to the Central Booking Unit where she was processed and taken in front of the District Court Commissioner. Following an initial appearance, the Commissioner detained Mills in the Detention Center instead of a bond of $25,000.00 bond.  Mills was charged with assault, DWI, and DWI with a minor in the vehicle.

Maybe she will smack the Judge.

  • Not a good combination. Boozey, woozy, vomity and snarling and gnarling. A perfect recipe for the jail was a sealed deal when not-jolly Holly began to kick and hit the deputy and then got in a few whacks at another deputy who arrived to help with the alleged wild woman of Borneo.

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