Prince William County Police Beat: Burglars rock and roll

A resident of the home reported to police that he was inside his residence when he heard the sound of glass breaking. When the caller went around to the rear of the home, he observed an unknown man walking away from the backyard. Upon checking the home, a rear sliding glass door was found shattered. No entry was made into the home and no property was reported missing. A police K-9 was used to search for the suspect

MOOK DAY, LALA, BUTT JUICE, FLATLINE, LITTLE HEAD and more in the bozo line of Up ‘da Hill Gang on Fast Track for Up ‘de River!

◾According to the superseding indictment, the members of UDH were part of a racketeering enterprise and protected their power, territory and profits through the use of violence, threats of violence, intimidation, robbery, narcotics trafficking and obstruction of justice. The superseding indictment alleges that UDH members have also committed murders, attempted murders, assaults, carjackings, obstruction of justice and robberies. Specifically, the superseding indictment alleges that, beginning in 2004, UDH members committed six murders of rival gang members and/or drug dealers, and shot nine other individuals. In addition, the superseding indictment alleges that members of UDH committed home invasion, street and bank robberies in order to fund their narcotics activities.

Montgomery County Police Beat: Melvin “Felix-the-Cat-Burglar” Calix charged with assault in home invasion and burglary spree

Melvin “Felix the Cat Burglar” Calix busted for burglary

WHEATON, MD. — Melvin “Felix the Cat Burglar” Calix, who cops say is a cat burglar who on one occasion assaulted a resident of a home, has now been rounded up and given a scratching post in a jail cell. Melvin is lucky he was in a county full of liberals who don’t believe in having guns. Had he ventured away from Montgomery County by a few miles the police would have been called to remove his lame carcass after having expired of lead poisoning.

Anne Arundel Police Beat: Brian Keith Cain Sr. Charged with Serial Burglary After Neighbor Took Note of Thievery

PASADENA, MD. — Great neighbors are great to have, as so many folks know. Anne Arundel County Police report that one neighbor on Milburn Circle came through like a champ and helped the police track down and incarcerate a serial burglar.

Police say that on January 21, 2015, at approximately 5:04 p.m., Eastern District Corporal Apuzzio responded to the unit block of Milburn Circle for a report of an air conditioning unit that was stolen from a shed.

The Pirates of General Assembly Plot Plunder of Public While Burglar Works the Day Shift

The Pirates of General Assembly Plot Plunder While Burglar Works the Day Shift

PASADENA, MD. – Anne Arundel County is not short on criminals at this time of year. First, the nest of pirates convene for their annual convention on top of the hill overlooking Annapolis harbor, where they plot to plunder the wealth of the citizens and then appropriate that booty for themselves and spread it around to their friends. And then there are the common criminals who break into homes and steal while citizens are at work. This is the story of such a case from Anne Arundel County Police.