Category Archives: Dirtbag Roundup

Baltimore County Police Beat: Ex Con Skinhead who Shot Two Students on High School Athletic Field Released on Bail

TIMONIUM, MD. — The ex-con who shot a BB gun from the window of his apartment overlooking the athletic fields at Dulaney High School and injured two students has been released from jail. In this latest victory over the citizenry by the far-left liberal nut cases running the Maryland Judicial system, this dangerous criminal is once again free to render heartache and harm on the public.

Baltimore County Police report that Christopher Swayer-Schweigman was released on September 5, 2010 on $100,000 bail.

Southern Md. Police Beat: Cops Raid Got a Dickens Load of Crack; Stinky-Feet Sullivan Kept Cocaine in his Shoe

He had so much cocaine he knew not what to do, so Sullivan kept his stash in his shoe.

St. Mary’s Sheriff’s Captain Daniel Alioto reports that Narco Squad Detectives began making undercover purchases of cocaine from Javon Lyzell Dickens, 24, of California, Md., at various locations throughout St. Mary’s County.

Southern Md. Police Beat: Rat on this Dirtbag Armed Robber of Lexington Park Family Dollar and Win Cash

Southern Md. Police Beat: Rat on this Dirtbag Armed Robber of Lexington Park Family Dollar and Win Cash LEXINGTON PARK, MD. — An armed robber waltzed into the Family Dollar store on Great Mills Road on September 7, 2015, at 2:10 p.m. reports St. Mary’s County Sheriff Tim Cameron.

Murder USA: Death never takes a holiday in Temple Hills; drug dealer Taurean Beard shot dead

TEMPLE HILLS, MD. — The march of the murderers continues in the Pretty Gory County of Prince Georges County, Md., with the shooting death of Taurean Beard. Police say that the dead guy was 26-years-old and lived at 4415 23rd Place in Temple Hills, Md., a neighborhood which likely has other drug dealers ready to fill the gap of this dead death merchant. Anyone with information on this case is asked to call 1-866-411-TIPS. Tipsters do not have to give their name and could be eligible for an up to $25,000 reward.

THE MAN OF STEALS, NOT STEEL; Crotch Rocket Driver Stole Bike in Fairfax & Crashed in Dover Resulting in Critical Injuries

DOVER, DEL. — The business of stealing rides can be murder when weaving between lanes and attempting to hurdle around and even over moving traffic. Police say that a nutcase operating at a high-rate of speed in one of Dover’s busiest intersections plowed into a small sedan and went flying through the air, but evidently this bozo forgot his cape. As a result of his short flight he suffered massive injuries requiring yet another flight to a trauma unit.

Southern Md. Police Beat: Framed Assault Leads to Stitches and Jail

While placing Wathen into custody he pulled away and attempted to get back inside the house. Wathen was placed under arrest and transported to the St. Mary’s County Detention Center and charged with Failure to comply with an Order of Court and Resisting Arrest.

Dirtbag Dispatched: Fugitive decided to fight to the death with cop instead of being arrested; the cop won

NORTH EAST, MD – Another case of a wanted convicted criminal, perhaps emboldened by the incompetent liberal yahoos running Baltimore City and leading the rebellion of the criminal class, decided to fight a cop instead of being arrested. In the process, the wanted man got the end of the gun he didn’t bargain for and as a result is dead.