Category Archives: Dirtbag Roundup

Murder USA: Death never takes a holiday in Temple Hills; drug dealer Taurean Beard shot dead

TEMPLE HILLS, MD. — The march of the murderers continues in the Pretty Gory County of Prince Georges County, Md., with the shooting death of Taurean Beard. Police say that the dead guy was 26-years-old and lived at 4415 23rd Place in Temple Hills, Md., a neighborhood which likely has other drug dealers ready to fill the gap of this dead death merchant. Anyone with information on this case is asked to call 1-866-411-TIPS. Tipsters do not have to give their name and could be eligible for an up to $25,000 reward.

THE MAN OF STEALS, NOT STEEL; Crotch Rocket Driver Stole Bike in Fairfax & Crashed in Dover Resulting in Critical Injuries

DOVER, DEL. — The business of stealing rides can be murder when weaving between lanes and attempting to hurdle around and even over moving traffic. Police say that a nutcase operating at a high-rate of speed in one of Dover’s busiest intersections plowed into a small sedan and went flying through the air, but evidently this bozo forgot his cape. As a result of his short flight he suffered massive injuries requiring yet another flight to a trauma unit.

Southern Md. Police Beat: Framed Assault Leads to Stitches and Jail

While placing Wathen into custody he pulled away and attempted to get back inside the house. Wathen was placed under arrest and transported to the St. Mary’s County Detention Center and charged with Failure to comply with an Order of Court and Resisting Arrest.

Dirtbag Dispatched: Fugitive decided to fight to the death with cop instead of being arrested; the cop won

NORTH EAST, MD – Another case of a wanted convicted criminal, perhaps emboldened by the incompetent liberal yahoos running Baltimore City and leading the rebellion of the criminal class, decided to fight a cop instead of being arrested. In the process, the wanted man got the end of the gun he didn’t bargain for and as a result is dead.

Southern Md. Police Beat: He drives like a CAVE-man; Nicholas Cave busted for crazy driving but has little to fear from the law

MADDOX, MD. — Now it’s on video tape and soon the video will be produced in St. Mary’s District Court after St. Mary’s Sheriff’s Deputy Brian Connelly took a look at the squirrelly driving of Nicholas Taylor Cave of 26615 Tin Top School Road in Country Lakes.

Nicholas Cave has a record of making fools out of prosecutors in both Charles and St. Mary’s County as he has successfully dodged serious traffic charges including DUI on two occasions.

Anne Arundel Police Beat: Armed robber has a gun and a phone but does he have a pen?

Anne Arundel County Police report that on August 17, 2015 at approximately 1:56 p.m., Officers responded to the Verizon Wireless store located at 3353 Laurel Fort Meade Road for a reported armed commercial robbery. Employees advised the below suspects, one armed with a firearm, entered the store and demanded money and cellular phones.

Delaware State Police Beat: Pair Picked by Police for Parking Lot Purloining & Assault on Elderly Lady

NEWARK, DEL. – Who would be such low down dirty, no-good scoundrels as to mug an old woman in a store parking lot, steal her purse and then give her a good shove? Apparently the aforementioned alleged dirtbags are those shown here, according to the Delaware State Police

Southern Md. Police Beat: Dirtbag Roundup – Name this Dirtbag!

Dirtbag Roundup – Name this Dirtbag! CALIFORNIA, MD. — Who is this dirtbag who ripped off a wallet and cellphone from a citizen in the parking lot of the Giant…