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Murder USA: Death never takes a holiday in Temple Hills; drug dealer Taurean Beard shot dead

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TEMPLE HILLS, MD. — The march of the murderers continues in the Pretty Gory County of Prince Georges County, Md., with the shooting death of Taurean Beard. Police say that the dead guy was 26-years-old and lived at 4415 23rd Place in Temple Hills, Md., a neighborhood which likely has other drug dealers ready to fill the gap of this dead death merchant. Anyone with information on this case is asked to call 1-866-411-TIPS. Tipsters do not have to give their name and could be eligible for an up to $25,000 reward.

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THE MAN OF STEALS, NOT STEEL; Crotch Rocket Driver Stole Bike in Fairfax & Crashed in Dover Resulting in Critical Injuries

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DOVER, DEL. — The business of stealing rides can be murder when weaving between lanes and attempting to hurdle around and even over moving traffic. Police say that a nutcase operating at a high-rate of speed in one of Dover’s busiest intersections plowed into a small sedan and went flying through the air, but evidently this bozo forgot his cape. As a result of his short flight he suffered massive injuries requiring yet another flight to a trauma unit.

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Murder USA: Joshua Schellhase sent to prison for only six years for murdering his friend with heroin

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GREENBELT, MD. – St. Mary’s County is going to lose the services of a serial drug dealer and user, burglar and professional in the copper reclamation theft business – as well as a heroin killer. For the crime of administering a fatal dose of heroin in 2012, a federal Judge has handed down a somewhat lenient sentence of only six years for Joshua Scott Schellhase of Valley Lee, Md.

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Dirtbag Dispatched: Fugitive decided to fight to the death with cop instead of being arrested; the cop won

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NORTH EAST, MD – Another case of a wanted convicted criminal, perhaps emboldened by the incompetent liberal yahoos running Baltimore City and leading the rebellion of the criminal class, decided to fight a cop instead of being arrested. In the process, the wanted man got the end of the gun he didn’t bargain for and as a result is dead.

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Southern Md. Police Beat: He drives like a CAVE-man; Nicholas Cave busted for crazy driving but has little to fear from the law

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MADDOX, MD. — Now it’s on video tape and soon the video will be produced in St. Mary’s District Court after St. Mary’s Sheriff’s Deputy Brian Connelly took a look at the squirrelly driving of Nicholas Taylor Cave of 26615 Tin Top School Road in Country Lakes.

Nicholas Cave has a record of making fools out of prosecutors in both Charles and St. Mary’s County as he has successfully dodged serious traffic charges including DUI on two occasions.

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Anne Arundel Police Beat: Armed robber has a gun and a phone but does he have a pen?

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Anne Arundel County Police report that on August 17, 2015 at approximately 1:56 p.m., Officers responded to the Verizon Wireless store located at 3353 Laurel Fort Meade Road for a reported armed commercial robbery. Employees advised the below suspects, one armed with a firearm, entered the store and demanded money and cellular phones.

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Recreational Angler Busted with 32 Undersized Rockfish; Chinese Market busted with live eels; Kill your Snakehead fish and platter it!

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KENT NARROWS, MD. — Hola, Hombre! One man was taking a siesta while another was hard at work snatching up every fish that swam near him, say police.

A Bladensburg man was charged Saturday with catching and keeping 32 undersized striped bass by the Maryland Natural Resources Police.