Coast Guard snatched $300 million in drugs from Cartel Navy; Attention Coke-Heads! Those holiday lines of powder are going to be a bit pricier as market economics of snorting kicks in, but Junkies will find plenty of heroin

The crew of the Coast Guard Cutter Spencer offloaded approximately 10 tons of cocaine and 23 kilograms of heroin Tuesday in Port Everglades worth an estimated $300 million wholesale seized in international waters off the Eastern Pacific Ocean.

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DWI HIT PARADE: Boozing Hispanics Hightailed It from Crash Scene; BLEW STOP SIGN AND INFLICTED SERIOUS INJURIES TO ELDERLY COUPLE

DWI HIT PARADE: Boozing Hispanics Hightailed It from Crash Scene BLEW STOP SIGN AND INFLICTED SERIOUS INJURIES TO ELDERLY COUPLE SUDLERSVILLE, MD. — Why would two law-abiding possible citizens who blew a stop sign and crashed into an elderly couple decide to beat feet before the cops showed up?  Is it possible they feared being […]

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Attention family and employers of cokeheads; prices are going up due to Coast Guard seizing 1800 kilos in the Caribbean

While on routine patrol, Tahoma crewmembers detected and intercepted a 226-foot tanker suspected of smuggling contraband. The Tahoma crew launched a Helicopter Interdiction Tactical Squadron MH-65 Dolphin helicopter and a small boat to the tanker. Coast Guard law enforcement officers seized 60 bales of contraband, which later tested positive for cocaine.

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