DWI Hit Parade: Montgomery County Police Officer Noah Leotta died from injuries after being hit by DUI driver Luis Gustavo Reluzco

ROCKVILLE, MD. — 12/10/2015 — It is with profound sadness that the Department confirms that Montgomery County Police Officer Noah Leotta has succumbed to injuries he sustained when he was struck by a driver suspected of driving under the influence of drugs and alcohol on December 3.

Anne Arundel Police Beat / Ex-con burglar charged with stabbing security guard at Firehouse Pub

PASADENA, MD. — Anne Arundel County Police report that an ex-con who has done time for burglary in Somerset County allegedly stabbed a security guard in a bar. It was the bewitching hour and just in time for the last call for a fight, the indigenous population of the bar began the ancient rites of the bar-flies and began a fight to the finish. When the cops showed up, the fleeing suspects were spotted and fought officers who used a Taser on the driver to remove her from her getaway pickup.

DWI Hit Parade: Not-jolly Holly tried tears and vomit and then used her fists and hooves in all-star performance of a DUI Momma with kid in her wrecked car

Not a good combination. Boozey, woozy, vomity and snarling and gnarling. A perfect recipe for the jail was a sealed deal when not-jolly Holly began to kick and hit the deputy and then got in a few whacks at another deputy who arrived to help with the alleged wild woman of Borneo.