Southern Md. Police Beat: BRAWL AT FUNERAL ENDS WITH FLIGHT TO TRAUMA UNIT

Funeral Party Decided to Fight It Out at the Graveyard; Nearly Gave the Deceased Some Company as Metal Pipes and Baseball Bats Were Employed

Drayden, Maryland – St. Mary’s Sheriff Tim Cameron reports on a really fun funeral that got to be such a hoot, that the party-goers left the funeral reception and went back to the graveyard to bury the hatchet – in each other’s sculls.

Eastern Shore Police Beat: Easton Police report on guy who wanted to dig up cash for Christmas by pawning stolen earth auger

Digging up some cash for Christmas by Pawning Stolen Earth Auger

EASTON, MD. — According to Easton Police, on December 7, 2014 Sewell Lecompte Frey, Jr., 31, of Oxford, MD was charged on an arrest warrant from Dorchester County with theft less than $10,000.00 and appropriating property without consent. Frey is accused of renting an earth auger from E. S. Hubbard’s in Cambridge and failing to return the auger. Investigation revealed that Frey pawned the auger in DelMar, DE. The auger was valued at $1,200.00. Frey was released by the court commissioner.

Undocumented Shoppers have the Christmas spirit! Kimbo Slice says thrice is nice! Shoplifting saves big bucks!

Undocumented Shoppers have the Christmas spirit! Kimbo Slice says thrice is nice! Shoplifting saves big bucks! EASTON, MD. — Some folks abhor shelling out lots of money at Christmas and believe the spirit of the season should be free. Thus they just steal stuff.

Easton Police report that on December 11, 2014 Tiger Nicole Rodriguez-Guilbe, 24, Juan Antonio Vega-Figueroa, 26, both from Cambridge and Perry Henry Dickerson, 26, of Hurlock were charged with theft under $1000 and conspiracy to commit theft. Officers responded to Wal-Mart for a theft in progress. Officers found the three accused persons loading stolen merchandise in their vehicle. The merchandise included a mixer, a steam cleaner and a vacuum, all valued at $548.92. All three were released by the court commissioner, however Vega-Figueroa was wanted on a warrant from Cambridge and was held on $1,500.00 bond by the court commissioner

Murder USA: Ambulance jacked by Sebastian Isaksen after EMS crew stopped to help him; ensuing demo derby wrecked 11 vehicles and killed one person

Prince Georges EMS spokesman Mark Brady reports that an ambulance crew was assaulted, their unit stolen and minutes later involved in a multi-vehicle crash involving a fatality. At about 5:30 pm, Sunday, December 14, Ambulance 811B was returning to their station after completing a patient transport.

As they were travelling southbound on the Capitol Beltway (Route 495) they witnessed a passenger car leave the roadway near the interchange of I-95. The ambulance pulled to the shoulder with the crew of two firefighter/EMT’s exiting to check on the welfare of the occupant.

A series of events occurred quickly with both crew-members being assaulted by the driver of the very car they stopped to help. The suspect proceeded to drive away in their ambulance. The volunteer firefighter/EMTs were visibly shaken but not injured

Baltimore City Police charged Donte Jones with attempted murder of Officer Andrew Groman

Three shots were fired, striking Groman once in the abdomen, Miller reported. Police officials said they do not believe officers fired their service weapons during the shooting, Miller reported.

Groman’s partner then rushed him to Sinai Hospital, where he had surgery Sunday night. Groman’s family was brought in from out of state to be by his side.

“The surgery team was down immediately, and within a few minutes he was taken up to the operating room,” said Sinai Hospital’s Dr. Lisa Kirkland on Sunday night. “At this point, all I can tell you is he’s doing well.”