Move over Madoff! Utah Schemer Chad Roger Deucher was only a Scammer, Say Feds; Charged with Fraud in Indictment Alleging Business was Run as a Ponzi Scheme

SALT LAKE CITY – Chad Roger Deucher, age 43, of Orem, Utah, will make an appearance on May 26, 2016, in federal court in Salt Lake City to face charges alleging that from March 2010 to February 2016, he operated a Ponzi scheme through a business he controlled that collected about $28 million from about 250 investors. Investigators involved in the case believe about 170 of the investors lost about $16 million in the scheme.

MAYHEM DRIVER: Johnathan Simms killed woman in head-on crash while fleeing police near BWI Airport

Johnathan Derek Simms, of 1706 Ruxton Ave., Baltimore, Md., was charged with negligent driving, reckless driving, speeding, failing to drive right of center and will likely by indicted by an Anne Arundel County Grand Jury in coming months for negligent homicide by motor vehicle.

Murder USA: Stabbed or shot? Killer wanna-be’s of Lexington Park now in the pokey

Three lame bozos with a combination of too much time on their hands, a low number of brain cells and access to guns and knives are now in the hoosegow waiting for their public defender lawyers who almost certainly get them long stays in the Maryland prison system.