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Greenbelt, Maryland – What happens when local hoodlums grow up stealing, thieving and selling drugs? With any luck they get gunned down by one of their heathen outlaw compatriots or get caught and spend the rest of their worthless lives in prison. The Maryland Judiciary run by the White Rabbit and administered by looney liberal Judges won’t get a chance to dump these bozos back out on the community to once again hold up store clerks at gunpoint.
Upon interdiction, the U.S. Coast Guard arrested four individuals operating the vessel. The semi-submersible became unstable and sank.
Reached for comment, Sayreville Mayor Kennedy O’Brien said: “We lost a very good and fine young police officer today. And our hearts and our prayers are with him, his parents, his wife, and his children.”
Not likely to rise from the dead three days later, the cops are now trying to track down who killed the man.
Ocean City Police reports that one Montgomery County teenager found too much heat back in his hometown and decided it was time to beat feet. Police say he and his gang were captured as they cruised up Coastal Highway in their hot wheels.
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Brooks and Hatmaker may have become buddies as both were in the burglary business around Baltimore, as well as being colleagues in the Maryland prison system.
If proven true, Corporal Simms and the retired captain not only betrayed our community, but they also betrayed this badge. We have checks and balances in place to ensure that officers are properly compensated for their work. This appears to be an aggressive, isolated act of greed.”
Officers arrived and found 25-year-old Christopher Jones, of Reston, passed out in the basement.
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