Wicomico Sheriff Police Beat / Convicted burglar Bradley Alexander decided to skip facing the Judge on new burglary raps

DIRTBAG ROUNDUP- Wicomico County Sheriff Mike Lewis reports that on May 30, 2017, at 1:31 PM, a deputy arrested Bradley Michael Alexander, 30, of Salisbury, Md., on two outstanding Circuit Court Bench Warrants at 4610 Pheasant Drive, Salisbury, Md. The warrants were issued after Alexander failed to appear for two cases where he had been charged with Burglary 1st Degree.

Stafford Sheriff Police Beat / Two Calvert County ex-cons didn’t count on a neighbor watching them as they tried to steal a trailer

A guilty plea in Charles County Circuit Court in 2004 resulted in a 15-year suspended sentence which must have rehabilitated him. Remember, voters, this is the Alice in Wonderland Maryland Judiciary System.

Maryland State Police Beat / Convicted drug dealer Jesse Patrick Goble was gobbling heroin before crashing into trees

In case you might be wondering what the driver next to you on local roadways might be snorting, shooting, drinking or injecting, there is always the possibility that the substance is heroin – as in the case of this driver when he crashed into trees.

MURDER USA: Kaibiles member Jose Ortiz Morales of Guatemala pleads guilty to lying on immigration forms about his murderous past; worked at Johns Hopkins

Morales falsely claimed under oath that he was not a part of any group reportable to CIS, when, in fact, he was a member of the Kaibiles and sought to conceal his involvement with that military unit

BALTIMORE COUNTY POLICE BEAT / Hobo charged with assault with taser in attempted robbery; won’t be ‘homeless’ for long

…instead of relinquishing her purse, the woman shoved the robber, who fell to the ground, dropping the taser. Her purse also fell to the ground, spilling the contents, including $9. The suspect picked up the cash and walked away in the direction of the Dollar General store, leaving the taser behind.

Attention Coke-heads! The price is going up! Coast Guard offloads $56 million of cocaine in St. Petersburg

Coast Guard Cutter Tarpon offloaded approximately 1,735 kilograms of cocaine Wednesday, May 3, 2017, worth an estimated wholesale value of $56 million and transferred custody of eight suspected drug smugglers at Coast Guard Sector St. Petersburg.