Category Archives: Crime Time Warp

Virginia State Police Beat: cops want to know identity of expired human that Tonya Slayton was taking for a drive in her Mustang with expired tags

During the course of the traffic stop, the trooper discovered human remains concealed inside the Mustang. The remains were transported to the Office of the Chief Medical Examiner in Norfolk for examination, autopsy and positive identification.

Murder USA: Baltimore Shooting & Homicide Update – end of deadliest May in Charm City with summer only beginning as Mayor Bozo marches on

BALTIMORE, MD. — Baltimore City Police report that there are now officially less people left alive than when the weekend began. There are more bodies in the morgue, more customers for local funeral homes and more patients in hospitals recovering from gunshot wounds in the biggest city of Maryland – a state with strict gun laws and all liberal Democrats running the city.

Prince Georges Police Beat: Its Hooligan’s Hollow Days in PG (Pretty Gory County) – the land of rape, robbery and mayhem!

Detectives are also investigating an armed robbery at a convenience store in the 2900 block of Boones Lane in Forestville. Two suspects demanded cash from an employee on May 19th at about 11:15 pm. The victim wasn’t hurt. Once they grabbed cash, the two suspects ran from the store. If you have information on this robbery, please call 301-772-4905

Southern Md. Police Beat: cops say armed robber approached a victim in the California Walmart parking lot

Robbery – An unidentified black male suspect approached a female victim in the California Walmart parking lot. The suspect made threats of bodily harm while displaying a handgun and demanded the victim give him valuables. When other people in the parking lot began to walk toward them, the suspect fled on foot. Numerous deputies, K9 units, and detectives conducted an extensive search for the suspect with negative results. The Criminal Investigations Division assumed the investigation.

Northern Virginia Police Beat: Hobo Camp Murder? Bones identified as those of Joseph John Swain

A resident saw the bones at around 5:20 p.m. on Sunday, February 8 and called police. The bones were adjacent to a nature walk path which is part of Difficult Run Stream Valley Park. Detectives from the Major Crimes Division and Crime Scene Section responded to the area and began their investigation.

This is what the Maryland Natural Resources Police can do to diminish the Pirate Poachers of the Chesapeake!

The “Patrol” is seen chasing a row-boat containing river pirates. The pirates are pulling at the oars with all their strength, but a few shots from the Police Boat weaken their nerves and they give up. When the “Patrol” comes up near them, it lowers a dory and a number of policemen make the capture. As the pirates are landed on the Police Boat a fierce fight takes place between them and the police, but the latter overcome the offenders and land them safely on the boat.