DWI HIT PARADE: Were drunk drivers in Charlotte Hall using an app to learn all the Smokies were hanging out in one place?

The booze droids, as shown above, believe they have the right to maim and kill and they don’t care who gets in their way. Of course, for them to simply slam into an oak tree when driving by themselves without anyone else being involved, is Darwin’s theory at work, and the sooner they exit life, the better for everyone else.

DWI HIT PARADE: Maryland trooper hit for second time on a DUI traffic arrest; boozing bozos set new records for DUI crash in one weekend

In Howard County, a motorcyclist attempted to drive between two vehicles while traveling east on I-70 at Rt. 29 shortly before noon yesterday. He lost control and was ejected from his motorcycle. The investigation indicates he was driving impaired. When a friend of his, also driving a motorcycle, stopped at the scene of the crash, he was arrested by troopers for operating under the influence.

DWI HIT PARADE: Boozing driver Michael Laciny slumbered his way to the slammer with 4 guns and drugs

As Trooper Evans approached the driver’s side window, an unyielding odor of alcohol was detected. Further investigation led troopers to the arrest of Laciny for suspected impaired driving. A further search of the vehicle revealed four loaded handguns almost 800 prescription pills.