Maryland State Police Beat / Who is the dumbest DUI driver of them all? Try out Michael Dorsey
Keep your undocumented shopper carcass out of here!
CALIFORNIA, MD. – Maryland State Police report that on Friday, August 26, 2016, Tpr. Opirhory responded to the Wal-Mart for a reported trespassing. The Investigation revealed that Tammy Alene Ross, 55, of Great Mills had trespassed on the property after receiving a court-ordered notice not to trespass. She was placed under arrest and transported to the St. Mary’s County Detention Center. She was held pending a bond review with the District Court Commissioner.
Kid Stuff Ends in Arrest
LEXINGTON PARK, MD.– On Saturday, September 3, 2016, Tpr. Dunn and TFC B. Ditoto responded to the 45000 block of Church Road in Lexington Park for a reported assault. Investigation revealed that a male juvenile, 16, of Lexington Park, had assaulted a male victim. The juvenile was placed under arrest and transported to the Maryland State Police Leonardtown Barrack. He was charged with Assault Second Degree and released to a family member.
The really brain-dead bozo of the year
Driver showed up to pick up drunk driver from police barracks was himself driving drunk with drugs in his pocket
LEONARDTOWN, MD. – In the world of popular culture, it’s hard to beat this guy for being stupid, but surely some will try. Police say that on Sunday, September 4, 2016, Tpr. Manning contacted Michael Andrew Dorsey, Jr., 25, of Lexington Park, in the parking lot of the Maryland State Police Leonardtown Barrack. Mr. Dorsey was picking up a subject who had been arrested for DUI. Field sobriety was conducted, and Mr. Dorsey was placed under arrest for DUI. A search incident to arrest was conducted, and Tpr. Manning found suspected cocaine in Mr. Dorsey’s pants pocket. He was charged with Possession of CDS: Cocaine, DUI, and other traffic offenses. Mr. Dorsey was transported to the St. Mary’s County Detention Center and held pending a bond review with the District Court Commissioner.
Possession of Marijuana Less Than 10 Grams
DEADHEAD HIT PARADE
Ian David Bradford, 25, of Leonardtown, on 8/24/2016
Cornelius Terrill Green, 33, of Waldorf, on 8/24/2016
Laura Michelle Tomor Morales, 19, of Lexington Park, on 8/25/16
Ryan Allen Gant, 24, of Waldorf, on 8/26/2016
Russell Dewayne Glover, Jr., 29, of Lexington Park, on 8/27/2016
Jose Carlos Montanez Nasario, 45, of Miami, FL, on 9/2/2016
Eric Dwayne Dickerson, 44, of Leonardtown, on 8/25/2016 for Failure to Appear in Court
Anthony Gregory Dickens, Jr., 47, of Lexington Park, on 8/30/2015 for Failure to Appear in Court
Marco Morris Fenwick, 24, of Lexington Park, on 8/30/2016 for Failure to Pay a Deferred Payment
Deborah Ann Barnaby, 51, of Ridge, on 8/31/2016 for Failure to Appear in Court
Holly Renee Hauck, 40, of Lexington Park, on 9/1/2016 for Failure to Appear in Court
Eduardo Romo Soledad, 22, of Lexington Park, on 9/1/2016 for Failure to Appear in Court
Brandi Sue Bolen, 24, of Leonardtown, on 9/2/2016 for Armed Robbery, Assault First Degree, Weapons Violations, and Failure to Appear in Court
DWI HIT PARADE
John William Hall 3rd, 65, of Bushwood, on 8/21/2016
Crystal Marie Stewart, 35, of Lexington Park, on 8/27/2016
Brian Edgar Ackerman, 49, of Great Mills, on 8/27/2016
Jesse John Zagranis, 37, of Lakeland, FL, on 8/28/2016
Marshall Delgado Butler, 45, of Bushwood, on 8/28/2016
Paul Thomas Coup, 46, of Great Mills, on 8/29/2016
Luis Antonio Pellot Fonseca, 41, of Hammond, LA, on 9/3/16
Michelle Angela Dorsey, 26, of Lexington Park, on 9/4/2016
Michael Paul Mcgowan, 26, of Mechanicsville, on 9/5/2016