Who lost the daggone food stamps credit card
ST. INIGOES, MD. – St. Mary’s County Sheriff Tim Cameron reports that an argument over a lost welfare card resulted in fisticuffs and handcuffs.
According to the Sheriff, on July 20, 2015, Deputy Roszell responded to the 15000 block of Point Lookout Road in St. Inigoes, for a reported assault. The victim reported he was involved in an argument with a relative over a lost Independence card when he was assaulted by suspect Patrick Shawn Dowell, 25, of St. Inigoes.
Dowell allegedly struck the victim in the face until the victim was able to pin Dowell to the ground. The victim let Dowell up and Dowell began to leave. Suddenly, Dowell produced a large kitchen knife and began chasing the victim around the yard. The victim fled on foot to a nearby home. Dowell was placed under arrest and transported to the St. Mary’s County Detention Center. He was charged with 1st and 2nd Degree Assault.
Taking Liberty on Liberty Street Ends in Slammer
LEXINGTON PARK, MD. – Love and Marriage often go together like water and oil, other times like gas and a lighter. On July 13, 2015, Deputy McClure responded to a residence on Liberty Street for a reported domestic assault. The victim alleged, suspect Devon Julian Hudson, 21, of Lexington Park, began to argue with the victim over marital issues, while traveling in the car. Sheriff Cameron reports that Hudson stopped the vehicle and got into the backseat. The argument continued and Hudson allegedly struck the victim in the face with his fist. Hudson then got out of the car and left the area on foot. Deputy McClure observed fresh injury on the victim’s face. Hudson returned to the Liberty Street home and was placed under arrest. He was transported to the St. Mary’s County Detention Center and charged with 2nd Degree Assault.
Worn out from a long day of doing drugs
CHAPTICO, MD. – So what does the experienced junkie do when stealing a vehicle? How about packing up some good junk and going for a ride and stopping next to the chicken joint in Chaptico for a snort and a shoot. St. Mary’s Sheriff Tim Cameron reports that on July 14, 2015, Corporal J. Yingling responded to the Chaptico Town and Country Market in Chaptico, for the report of a stolen vehicle operating in the area.
Corporal Yingling saw the stolen vehicle, a blue Ford Escape, in the parking lot. The driver’s door was open with a white male suspect half inside the vehicle. The suspect, identified as Johnny Duane Edwards, 45, of Mechanicsville, appeared to be passed out. Edwards eventually woke up and was placed under arrest on the outstanding warrant for the theft of the vehicle.
Corporal Yingling recovered a knotted belt, needles, and 2 glass smoking devices used to ingest controlled dangerous substances in plain view inside the vehicle. Edwards was transported to the St. Mary’s County Detention Center and charged with Possession Controlled Dangerous Substances, and Possession Paraphernalia.
He’s been thrown out of better places than that!
CALIFORNIA, MD. – Maybe Michael Lambeck can say his ABC’s okay but he likely won’t be reciting them in the ABC Lounge anytime soon – unless he is saying them backwards. St. Mary’s Sheriff Tim Cameron says Lambeck isn’t too welcome at the bar but he’s glad to host him in the Hotel St. Mary’s. The last time he was there he drew a crowd of rubbernecking rednecks who came outside to see the show he put on when the cops arrived.
On July 15, 2015, Deputy Muschette responded to the ABC bar located in California, for a reported trespassing. An employee had ordered suspect Michael Brandon Lambeck, 24, of Hollywood, to leave the bar after he acted in a disorderly manner with other patrons. Lambeck left the bar only to return a short time later.
Deputies arrived on the scene and attempted to arrange transportation for Lambeck. While doing so, he became increasingly uncooperative and refused to stop yelling profanity. Patrons from the bar began to gather outside to see what was happening. Lambeck was placed under arrest and transported to the St. Mary’s County Detention Center. He was charged with Disorderly Conduct and Public Intoxication.
Get Carla a job as a mechanic
HOLLYWOOD, MD. – Someone needs to tighten a few nuts in this town and that may have been what a Hollywood woman had in mind. Police say that on July 17, 2015, Corporal Kirkner responded to Bugbee Lane in Hollywood, for a reported assault with a wrench. The victim alleged, suspect Carla Renee Clarke, age 37, of Hollywood, attacked the victim with a wrench. Clarke struck the victim in the head and back repeatedly with the wrench and bit the victim in the arm. Corporal Kirkner observed injuries on the victim including a bite mark. Clarke was placed under arrest and transported to the St. Mary’s County Detention center. She was charged with 2nd Degree Assault.
Man charged with domestic assault
PARK HALL, MD. – On July 19, 2015, Deputy Muschette responded to the 18000 block of Point Lookout Road in Park Hall, for a domestic assault. The victim alleged, suspect Emmett Odyssey Harry Gantt, age 54, of Park Hall, hit the victim with an open hand and pushed the victim to the floor. Deputy Muschette observed injuries on the victim. Gantt was placed under arrest and transported to the St. Mary’s County Detention Center. He was charged with 2nd Degree Assault.
Old-fashioned choke hold just like on TV
MECHANICSVILLE, MD. – Just get the old lady down on the floor and choke the bejeevers out of her and then she’ll know you mean business when you tell her to fix dinner and bring you a beer.
We’ll never know if that scenario took place or if it was something more genteel like an argument over the TV remote but whatever it was brought the cops to the home and one person cuffed and stuffed on the way to jail.
St. Mary’s Sheriff Tim Cameron reports that on July 19, 2015, Corporal J. Somerville responded to the 28000 block of Autumnwood Drive in Mechanicsville, for a reported domestic assault. The victim alleged suspect John Francis Lancaster, JR., 29, of Mechanicsville, grabbed the victim around the neck during an argument. Corporal Somerville observed injuries on the victim’s neck. Lancaster was placed under arrest and transported to the St. Mary’s County Detention Center. He was charged with 2nd Degree Assault.