Charles County Sheriff Police Beat: Knucklehead and Chuckles Tried to Dump Drugs in Police Cruiser on Way to Jail

Police say that after he had been placed in the officer’s cruiser, the subject attempted to hide approximately 45 grams of marijuana underneath the seat. Further investigation revealed the driver was in possession of brass knuckles, and both subjects had conspired to sell drugs in the area.

Murder USA: Joshua Schellhase sent to prison for only six years for murdering his friend with heroin

GREENBELT, MD. – St. Mary’s County is going to lose the services of a serial drug dealer and user, burglar and professional in the copper reclamation theft business – as well as a heroin killer. For the crime of administering a fatal dose of heroin in 2012, a federal Judge has handed down a somewhat lenient sentence of only six years for Joshua Scott Schellhase of Valley Lee, Md.

Dirtbag Roundup: Willing to kill for money; career criminal Raheim Fenwick killed by his intended victim

The dead drug dealer will be allowed to skip this court case to the case of deadly degenerative disease that he caught during his armed robbery attempt as his purported victim kicked and beat him into the hereafter. His fate in the next world is certain to be a heated event, which will not likely include 72 virgins.