DARWIN AWARD NOMINEES: Two bozos from Fairfax charged with staging a train wreck to extort insurance money

The Indictment alleges that on the early morning hours of September 6, 2013, the two men parked a car in the path of an oncoming Amtrak train, got out of the car prior to the collision, and then returned to the car after the collision, feigning injury, all for the purpose of submitting bogus claims for personal injuries and other losses.