Dirtbag Roundup: Willing to kill for money; career criminal Raheim Fenwick killed by his intended victim

The dead drug dealer will be allowed to skip this court case to the case of deadly degenerative disease that he caught during his armed robbery attempt as his purported victim kicked and beat him into the hereafter. His fate in the next world is certain to be a heated event, which will not likely include 72 virgins.

Dirtbag Dispatched: Fugitive decided to fight to the death with cop instead of being arrested; the cop won

NORTH EAST, MD – Another case of a wanted convicted criminal, perhaps emboldened by the incompetent liberal yahoos running Baltimore City and leading the rebellion of the criminal class, decided to fight a cop instead of being arrested. In the process, the wanted man got the end of the gun he didn’t bargain for and as a result is dead.

Southern Md. Police Beat: He drives like a CAVE-man; Nicholas Cave busted for crazy driving but has little to fear from the law

MADDOX, MD. — Now it’s on video tape and soon the video will be produced in St. Mary’s District Court after St. Mary’s Sheriff’s Deputy Brian Connelly took a look at the squirrelly driving of Nicholas Taylor Cave of 26615 Tin Top School Road in Country Lakes.

Nicholas Cave has a record of making fools out of prosecutors in both Charles and St. Mary’s County as he has successfully dodged serious traffic charges including DUI on two occasions.

Anne Arundel Police Beat: Armed robber has a gun and a phone but does he have a pen?

Anne Arundel County Police report that on August 17, 2015 at approximately 1:56 p.m., Officers responded to the Verizon Wireless store located at 3353 Laurel Fort Meade Road for a reported armed commercial robbery. Employees advised the below suspects, one armed with a firearm, entered the store and demanded money and cellular phones.

Murder USA: Jonathan Navarrete-Turcious, 30, and Blanca Rosa Reyes, 24, killed baby, say cops

WHEATON, MD. — Police have outlined the horrible and brutal abuse and virtual torture administered to a toddler by his parents, over a period weeks, perhaps even months. The couple have been charged with murder and are now sitting in jail cells waiting for a Judge to release them on bond. The child died on February 14, 2015. If convicted the pair won’t have to worry about the death penalty as the left-wing liberals in the Maryland General Assembly revoked capital punishment in Maryland.