Dirtbag Roundup: Credit Card Ring Boss Sentenced to Federal Prison

Baltimore, Maryland – The advent of a massive credit card fraud scheme based in Maryland began with a love affair, according to prosecutors. Instead of sending each other love notes, the pair gained access to an embossing machine and expressed their love for each other by creating counterfeit credit cards which they used to steal over $126,000.

Murder USA: Joshua Schellhase sent to prison for only six years for murdering his friend with heroin

GREENBELT, MD. – St. Mary’s County is going to lose the services of a serial drug dealer and user, burglar and professional in the copper reclamation theft business – as well as a heroin killer. For the crime of administering a fatal dose of heroin in 2012, a federal Judge has handed down a somewhat lenient sentence of only six years for Joshua Scott Schellhase of Valley Lee, Md.

Dirtbag Roundup: Willing to kill for money; career criminal Raheim Fenwick killed by his intended victim

The dead drug dealer will be allowed to skip this court case to the case of deadly degenerative disease that he caught during his armed robbery attempt as his purported victim kicked and beat him into the hereafter. His fate in the next world is certain to be a heated event, which will not likely include 72 virgins.

Dirtbag Dispatched: Fugitive decided to fight to the death with cop instead of being arrested; the cop won

NORTH EAST, MD – Another case of a wanted convicted criminal, perhaps emboldened by the incompetent liberal yahoos running Baltimore City and leading the rebellion of the criminal class, decided to fight a cop instead of being arrested. In the process, the wanted man got the end of the gun he didn’t bargain for and as a result is dead.

Southern Md. Police Beat: He drives like a CAVE-man; Nicholas Cave busted for crazy driving but has little to fear from the law

MADDOX, MD. — Now it’s on video tape and soon the video will be produced in St. Mary’s District Court after St. Mary’s Sheriff’s Deputy Brian Connelly took a look at the squirrelly driving of Nicholas Taylor Cave of 26615 Tin Top School Road in Country Lakes.

Nicholas Cave has a record of making fools out of prosecutors in both Charles and St. Mary’s County as he has successfully dodged serious traffic charges including DUI on two occasions.