Exactly how stupid are U of Md students? It depends on how much they have had to drink…

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COLLEGE PARK, MD. — As the upcoming school year approaches, changes are being made to the median located at the 7300 block of Baltimore Avenue in College Park. Students will be moving back to campus on August 22, 2014.

A median fence is being built in order to encourage pedestrians to utilize the designated crosswalks.

Perhaps a pedestrian bridge should be built, but then, perhaps a fence would have to be built along the edge of the bridge to keep drunken students from tossing beer bottled down onto traffic.