MURDER USA: Frankenstein has a brother, Sedric Catchings, and he is charged with murder

Catchings has a taxpayer provided attorney, free of charge, to defend him on the charges.  It is unknown whether he will be entitled to a taxpayer-provided plastic surgeon to fix his self-inflicted damage to his face or if he will simply be executed if and when he is found guilty.

MAYHEM DRIVER: Johnathan Simms killed woman in head-on crash while fleeing police near BWI Airport

Johnathan Derek Simms, of 1706 Ruxton Ave., Baltimore, Md., was charged with negligent driving, reckless driving, speeding, failing to drive right of center and will likely by indicted by an Anne Arundel County Grand Jury in coming months for negligent homicide by motor vehicle.