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Some folks keep their money buried in the backyard as they don’t trust the crooks that run the banks. Some crooks don’t trust leaving their drugs with their thieving families when they have to go to jail, so they take their drugs to jail with them and keep their stash safe by hiding it under the mattress.
Undocumented Shoppers have the Christmas spirit! Kimbo Slice says thrice is nice! Shoplifting saves big bucks! EASTON, MD. — Some folks abhor shelling out lots of money at Christmas and believe the spirit of the season should be free. Thus they just steal stuff.
Easton Police report that on December 11, 2014 Tiger Nicole Rodriguez-Guilbe, 24, Juan Antonio Vega-Figueroa, 26, both from Cambridge and Perry Henry Dickerson, 26, of Hurlock were charged with theft under $1000 and conspiracy to commit theft. Officers responded to Wal-Mart for a theft in progress. Officers found the three accused persons loading stolen merchandise in their vehicle. The merchandise included a mixer, a steam cleaner and a vacuum, all valued at $548.92. All three were released by the court commissioner, however Vega-Figueroa was wanted on a warrant from Cambridge and was held on $1,500.00 bond by the court commissioner