Southern Md. Police Beat: Boozing and pot go together like a horse and carriage for Jonathan Lord

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Boozing and Pot Go Together Like a Horse & Carriage!

SOLOMON’S ISLAND, MD. — Maryland State Police report that on 2/24/15 at 1:25 am; Trooper First Class Barlow stopped a vehicle near the Thomas Johnson Bridge in Solomons for traffic violations.  The driver, Jonathan R. Lord, 20 of Lexington Park, was arrested for DUI.  Lord also received a civil citation for possessing marijuana less than 10 grams.  He was transported to the Maryland State Police Barrack in Prince Frederick for processing.


Marvin Duckett out to duck DWI and hit and run charges with the company truck

BRANDYWINE, MD.  — Marvin Duckett didn’t stick around after the crash; hit and run while drunk, say police. On 2/24/15 at 4:59 pm, Trooper Warrick was flagged down by a citizen, and she advised she was just involved in a hit and run accident in Charles County.  Maryland State Police at Prince Frederick reports that she provided a description of the involved vehicle and a MD registration number.  The vehicle was a work van, and the owner was contacted who advised Marvin N. Duckett was operating the vehicle.  Cpl. Gibson and TPR. Warrick responded to Duckett’s residence in Brandywine.  They made contact with Duckett, who was intoxicated.  He admitted to being involved in the incident.  Duckett became very combative while the officers were placing him under arrest. He was taken to the Maryland State Police Barrack in La Plata for processing.

Pot-head, say cops, wanted on warrants in the proper amount for jail

PRINCE FREDERICK, MD. —  Police report that on 2/25/15 at 3:07 pm, Trooper Kaitz responded to the Day Market on Dares Beach Rd. in response to a subject who police say were wanted on two officers criminal warrants.  Brian P. Parran, 30 of Prince Frederick was arrested and transported to the Calvert County Detention Center.  During a search, marijuana was found in his possession.  He was incarcerated on the warrant charges and additionally issued a civil citation for possession of less than 10 grams of marijuana.

Who was under the balcony when the printer flew out the window?

PRINCE FREDERICK, MD.  Nzinga’s temper tantrum may lead to jail. Police say that on 2/25/15 at 3:55 pm, Trooper Jones responded to 250 Shore Acres Way for a reported malicious destruction of property.  The victim reported that Nzinga S. T. Austin, 21 of Prince Frederick, threw her printer off a balcony during a dispute.  Austin was not at the scene upon troopers arrival,.  Criminal charges are pending

Dirtbag RoundupMaxwell will get Smart smoking dope

DUNKIRK, MD.  Maybe Maxwell will grow up to be a secret agent stoned on pot, maybe not. Police report that Maxwell was driving his pal around when a State Trooper stopped him. On 2/26/15 at 8:37 pm, Trooper Jones stopped a vehicle on Brickhouse Rd. in Dunkirk for traffic violations.  The driver, Maxwell J. Curting, 18 of Rose Haven, and a passenger, David C. Gettmann, 21 of Shady Side, were arrested for possession of less than 10 grams of marijuana.  They were both issued the appropriate civil citations.

Spooky to have a dirtbag stealing your mail?

LUSBY, MD. — In the crime-time-arena of Chesapeake Ranch Club, there is never and end to the criminals burglarizing and stealing from homes, yards and even mailboxes. Maryland State Police report that on 2/28/15 at 4:45 am; Trooper First Class Smith responded to a report of the male observed carrying a large amount of mail under his coat on Catalina Drive in Lusby.  Jameh A. K. Freeman, 36 of Lusby, was found to be in possession of mail from four different residences.  He was arrested and incarcerated at the Calvert County Detention Center.

Who was smoking in the non-smoking room?   It was the one with the oyx!

PRINCE FREDERICK, MD. — Police say it was this woman. Being an alleged bad girl led her to exchange her nice room at the Mariott for a free room at Hotel Calvert. On 2/28/15 at 12:10 pm, Trooper Kaitz responded to the Marriott Springhills Suites in Prince Frederick for a reported disorderly subject.  Kathleen S. Bauman, 51 of Chesapeake Beach, was found to be smoking in a non-smoking room.  Bauman was also in possession of Oxycodone hydrochloride that she did not have a prescription for.  She was arrested and incarcerated at the Calvert County Detention Center.

Lie to the cops, go to jail!

PRINCE FREDERICK, MD.  Police say that Trayvon just didn’t manage to tell the truth about his name.  Did he say he was Barack Obama or George Foreman?  Maybe he was really Babe Ruth! On 2/28/15 at 3:27 pm, Trooper First Class Costello stopped a vehicle for traffic violations on Church Street in Prince Frederick.   The driver provided a name that TFC Costello was able to determine was false.  Trayvon A. Berry, 29 of Lusby, was arrested for False Statement to Peace Officer and Person driving motor vehicle on a suspended license and privilege.  He was incarcerated at the Calvert County Detention Center.

Justin A. Marr Wilson got his citation for being a pot head

HUNTINGTOWN, MD.  Go ahead and join the list by being allegedly dumb enough to smoke week and drive.  It worked for Justin, say police. On 3/1/15 at 1:43 am; Trooper First Class Newcomer stopped a vehicle on Rt. 4  near Huntingtown for traffic violations.  The odor of burnt marijuana was emitting from inside the vehicle.  Justin A. Marr Wilson, 29 of Davidsonville, was arrested for possession of marijuana less than 10 grams and was issued the appropriate civil citation and was released.  

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DUI Arrests

Name Age Date of Arrest Address Arresting Trooper
Jonathan R. Lord 20 02/24/15 @ 01:23 am Lexington Park, MD TFC S. Barlow
Michael J. Johnson 57 02/24/15 @ 04:59 pm Sunderland, MD TPR. J. Jones
Woodrow W. Wallace 67 02/26/15 @ 04:09 pm Port Republic, MD TPR. J. Warrick
Thomas P. Martinson 26 02/28/15 @ 02:59 am Baltimore, MD SR/TPR. C. Dawson
Nicholas E. Corley 22 02/28/15 @ 12:00 am Port Republic, MD TFC J. Oles
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