DWI HIT PARADE: Grandzealous Gray Overzealous for Gray Goose; Fled Crash Scene Like A Yellow Duck

Cambridge was placed under arrest and charged with the following: speeding, possession with the intent to sell heroin, traveling with a loaded stolen gun and all-around failure to do good.

Southern Md. Police Beat / Mike Norfolk and Jonathan Lynch charged with assault and robbery when feigning interest in transaction

Two men that police say arrived at a home on Chisleytown Road in St. Inigoes in October, to purportedly make a purchase allegedly assaulted and robbed the victim before beating feet. Both have now been arrested but are unlikely to remain behind bars for long.

DRUG DEALERS GIVE FACEBOOK THUMBS UP St. Mary’s Sheriff Police Beat / Indictments for dealing cocaine in Lancaster Park served on Dayshawn Nolan and Deuan Herndon

Unless a trained and educated eye of a law enforcement officer was used to glean the unique linguistics of the posters, the digital tracks left behind by these felonious Facebook Friends could never be used against them in court.