DWI HIT PARADE: Grandzealous Gray Overzealous for Gray Goose; Fled Crash Scene Like A Yellow Duck

Cambridge was placed under arrest and charged with the following: speeding, possession with the intent to sell heroin, traveling with a loaded stolen gun and all-around failure to do good.

Maryland State Police Beat / Shopping excursion ends in arrest, but Michael Wyatt did remember to bring his drug kit; forgot his cash

Maryland State Police report that an undocumented shopper failed to use wampum, cash, barter with chickens or even use a stolen credit card to pay for a cartload of store items at the Walmart

HEROIN HIGHWAY TO HELL / So, who’s driving this daggone car with both occupants passed out on drugs?

As the hit parade of pills, pot and hard-core drugs, including heroin, firmly take hold among the dumb and the desperate – intent on one thing – a cheap high, law officers are increasingly finding the near-dead passed out from overdoses in vehicles.