Southern Md. Police Beat / THE SLEEPING PILL-HEAD DRUG DEALER of HUGHESVILLE & the Mysean Chronicles with Nasty Crack in Crack

While transporting Fox, it was revealed by Cameron, without reporting who actually had the disgusting duty of digging into his droopy drawers, that he had allegedly hidden CDS in his underwear. 

DWI HIT PARADE What was Kenneth Black trying to keep the cops from finding in his car?

Court records reveal that Black was committed in the hoosegow, temporarily, due to his attorney failing to appear. If this case goes along with previous criminal charges, Black will once again be represented by a free attorney, reflecting the old adage of one gets what one pays for.

ANNE ARUNDEL POLICE BEAT / Accused heroin dealer Jacob Caldwell charged in overdose death of Jared Weddle; Armed black male suspect assaulted and robbed pizza delivery man in broad daylight

Evidently warming up for a firecracker of a drunk she would throw the next night to celebrate the New Years, Crazy Christina Hall decided if she couldn’t outrun the cops, she would join them by ramming a police car with her vehicle.