Maryland State Police Beat / Who is the dumbest DUI driver of them all? Try out Michael Dorsey

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Maryland State Police Beat / Who is the dumbest DUI driver of them all? Try out Michael Dorsey

Keep your undocumented shopper carcass out of here!

CALIFORNIA, MD. – Maryland State Police report that on Friday, August 26, 2016, Tpr. Opirhory responded to the Wal-Mart for a reported trespassing.  The Investigation revealed that Tammy Alene Ross, 55, of Great Mills had trespassed on the property after receiving a court-ordered notice not to trespass.  She was placed under arrest and transported to the St. Mary’s County Detention Center.  She was held pending a bond review with the District Court Commissioner.

 

Kid Stuff Ends in Arrest

LEXINGTON PARK, MD.– On Saturday, September 3, 2016, Tpr. Dunn and TFC B. Ditoto responded to the 45000 block of Church Road in Lexington Park for a reported assault.  Investigation revealed that a male juvenile, 16, of Lexington Park, had assaulted a male victim.  The juvenile was placed under arrest and transported to the Maryland State Police Leonardtown Barrack.  He was charged with Assault Second Degree and released to a family member.

 

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The really brain-dead bozo of the year

Driver showed up to pick up drunk driver from police barracks was himself driving drunk with drugs in his pocket

LEONARDTOWN, MD. – In the world of popular culture, it’s hard to beat this guy for being stupid, but surely some will try. Police say that on Sunday, September 4, 2016, Tpr. Manning contacted Michael Andrew Dorsey, Jr., 25, of Lexington Park, in the parking lot of the Maryland State Police Leonardtown Barrack.  Mr. Dorsey was picking up a subject who had been arrested for DUI.  Field sobriety was conducted, and Mr. Dorsey was placed under arrest for DUI.  A search incident to arrest was conducted, and Tpr. Manning found suspected cocaine in Mr. Dorsey’s pants pocket.  He was charged with Possession of CDS: Cocaine, DUI, and other traffic offenses.  Mr. Dorsey was transported to the St. Mary’s County Detention Center and held pending a bond review with the District Court Commissioner.

 

Possession of Marijuana Less Than 10 Grams

DEADHEAD HIT PARADE

Ian David Bradford, 25, of Leonardtown, on 8/24/2016

Cornelius Terrill Green, 33, of Waldorf, on 8/24/2016

Laura Michelle Tomor Morales, 19, of Lexington Park, on 8/25/16

Ryan Allen Gant, 24, of Waldorf, on 8/26/2016

Russell Dewayne Glover, Jr., 29, of Lexington Park, on 8/27/2016

Jose Carlos Montanez Nasario, 45, of Miami, FL, on 9/2/2016

Warrant Arrests

Eric Dwayne Dickerson, 44, of Leonardtown, on 8/25/2016 for Failure to Appear in Court

Anthony Gregory Dickens, Jr., 47, of Lexington Park, on 8/30/2015 for Failure to Appear in Court

Marco Morris Fenwick, 24, of Lexington Park, on 8/30/2016 for Failure to Pay a Deferred Payment

Deborah Ann Barnaby, 51, of Ridge, on 8/31/2016 for Failure to Appear in Court

Holly Renee Hauck, 40, of Lexington Park, on 9/1/2016 for Failure to Appear in Court

Eduardo Romo Soledad, 22, of Lexington Park, on 9/1/2016 for Failure to Appear in Court

Brandi Sue Bolen, 24, of Leonardtown, on 9/2/2016 for Armed Robbery, Assault First Degree, Weapons Violations, and Failure to Appear in Court

DWI HIT PARADE

DUI Arrests

John William Hall 3rd, 65, of Bushwood, on 8/21/2016

Crystal Marie Stewart, 35, of Lexington Park, on 8/27/2016

Brian Edgar Ackerman, 49, of Great Mills, on 8/27/2016

Jesse John Zagranis, 37, of Lakeland, FL, on 8/28/2016

Marshall Delgado Butler, 45, of Bushwood, on 8/28/2016

Paul Thomas Coup, 46, of Great Mills, on 8/29/2016

Luis Antonio Pellot Fonseca, 41, of Hammond, LA, on 9/3/16

Michelle Angela Dorsey, 26, of Lexington Park, on 9/4/2016

Michael Paul Mcgowan, 26, of Mechanicsville, on 9/5/2016